It is time.....

Good Day

With the Oscars in mind here is a little brain tickle.  If you have any twists of your own to add feel free to email them.

Celebrity Names With a Twist

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd then become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM) and and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then become Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday March 3.        ___________

Finally, after 2 years of hope and prayers - time for surgery.   Tomorrow will be a another day of  changes in my life and the day which will let us know what the future may hold for us in this battle against the big C. 

 Have now met with all the nurses for pre - op prep and overview of what is involved in having a permanent stoma and colostomy.  Basically After recovery I can return to almost a normal lifestyle.  No diet changes and will be able to do everything I have done in the past.  Will just take a few months to get there.  The only major change is I have an area which needs some extra care and changing.  

Will send an update as soon as I can.   

Keep smilin - not sure how but mine just got a bit bigger.

jtee