
2. ‘Find Amelia Earhart yet?’
3. ‘Can you hear me NOW?’
4. ‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?’
5. ‘You know, in Arkansas , we’re now legally married.’
6. ‘Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?’
7. ‘You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…’
8. ‘Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!’
9. ‘Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?’
Good day
This joke is in light of today's hospital visit and examination aka Test 1.
Comments doctors often hear while conducting a Colonoscopy - before the sedatives hit that is.
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To start off the day - BTW waking up at 430 in the morning to not go fishing = not fun.
Had to be at admitting for 730 - walked over (the hospital is less the a block from my back door) and was on time to admitting. Once admitted, wondered around and found the enormous line up for the Endoscopy unit. You would have thought it was an amusement pack ride for the middle aged. If they only knew. Was not long till I was modeling a fabulous hospital gown and house coat. It is a good look - not sure why so many people knock it. To make a long morning short. Results are in.
Spoke with the surgeon after the examination - once the sedative had wore off. He stated the tumor was still there, same as in the first examination last year. Which from my perspective is not a bad thing - not what I was hoping to hear - but not bad. The good news is there is not much change and symptoms of the problem are minimal to non existent. The surgeon's main concern though is that there has been Cancer found in multiple locations, liver and lungs. Limiting his options. With the liver still being effected there is nothing he can do at this time. Sooo - I asked - if the liver was not a concern then surgery is an option? He confirmed. So lets go Chemo treatments keep doing what you are doing. He did ask if the MIR or PET scan were scheduled and was encouraging those tests be done. So meeting with the Oncologist next week means we push for Test numero 2.
Let's go Cheeemmmooo - lets go. (my cheer for the next few months) Sorry hockey yer bumped.
keep smilin and fishin
Jtee